baillie martin

A 15 year old Russian girl turned micro-celebrity by her insane cult like following aka the cottage girls. She is most notable for her preppy fashion and brainy disposition.

Baillie Martin needs therapy after how the cottage girls treated her.

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Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

10👍 2👎

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

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Martin V

he sucks at everything

Jordan Cyphert is such a Martin V

11👍 3👎

herr martin

the swankiest german teacher you'll get
he never actually checks homework and his sidekick jack is hot af
can jack be in my grade plz

fuck man i hatin'te herr martin
WELL FUCK YOU DONT YOU DISRESPECT LIKE THAT

11👍 3👎

martin scorsese

Arguably one of the best directors alive today. Who happens to be good friends with Leonardo dicaprio and Robert Deniro.

Martin scorsese, is the most underated directors out there.

82👍 43👎

Martin TN

A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).

Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”

Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?

Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.

Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!