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Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.

1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.

by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022


muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit

tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020


Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016


Muppet

Basically anyone named Donko

"Donko, New Year's Eve isn't a public holiday you muppet"

by yeahnahgoodbutt December 10, 2021


Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020


Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

by TTPN March 2, 2018


Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish

Oi Drew, stop being a muppet

by }i{ EL April 16, 2022