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The best president
he can do things better than donald trump and biden combined
p1:Obama sucks ass
p2:stfu bitch
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a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs
the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis
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An individual seen in both educated and younger voter circles as a fresh voice in American politics. Often seen in a "too good to be true," dissent. He is edgy, yet reserved. This half blessing, half curse leads some to the conclusion that his statements include a 'double-meaning' texture that is judged against the current administrations flat and often blatantly noninclusive fashion of reason.
Guy One: It is cold in here.
Guy Two: No it isn't, are you speaking to some higher plateau of your seemingly honest statement, such as 'the nature of this conversation is uncomfortably impersonal?'
Guy One: No, I mean quite literally that the temperature is slightly lower than would be comfortable.
Guy Two: You said "quite," so I'm probably not voting for you, Obama, fancy man.
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A sexual position named for President Barack Obama.
It starts with one woman/man laying on his/her back on a bed and the other partner holding both legs out like an arrow. With every thrust, the bed moves forward. Both chant, "Yes We Can."
I used the Obama on Julie last night and she came 10 times.
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The holder of the N Word Pass
Legend has it this can only be granted to those who protect against the oppressing forces of the people that will say the N-word.
If you end racism Obama will appear next to you and have the N word pass.
Kowalski: I have successfully beaten the KKK, I have ended racism and the Nword gang
Obama: Kowalski, as a reward for your work you may have the N word pass
Kowalski: It is an honour. Thank you my nigga
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Originally
Born
in
Africa
to
Manage
Americans
Obama was born in Africa to manage Americans.
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