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when the dick has sticky, yellow cum left behind after a long, hard orgasm or blow job.
wilson: man i just got blowed by this chick
harris: damn wilson
wilson: too bad i have a lot of shaft residue left over
harris: at least you didn't have to leave to clean up your cum off of yo girls matress
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When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift
She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.
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Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo
Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night
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A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.
Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo
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the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.
man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"
The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.
Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".
Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"
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Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.
I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft
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