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When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.
Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!
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N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.
Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.
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You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.
"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"
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when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours
Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
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Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.
Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.
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Excessive drinking, drinking a lot of beer in a sitting
Bloody hell that bloke can shift tins!
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When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.
Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.
I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.
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