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Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially
Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.
When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
When something exceeds the outer limits of grubby and becomes grub status.
Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.
Guy 1: that's grubby
Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.
last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.
When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.
Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.