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Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 23, 2019


what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 15, 2018


watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017


watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017


Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.

Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?

by Tyf555 March 16, 2021


Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.

back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day

by Stupid Af July 19, 2021


Watermelon Sugar

Semen from a man's penis; to suck dick.

"I've been drinking watermelon".- Beyonce
"I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it Watermelon sugar high".- Harry Styles

by 0neerection May 31, 2021