Mountain Dew Point

When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.

Is there a dew right now?

No theres a mountain dew!

Oh we've reached the Mountain Dew Point!

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Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

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Mountain Dew-shBag

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

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mountain dew supernova

the second best drink ever known to man, being surpassed only by the original mountain dew, which everyone knows is gods nectar handed down to man to quench out thirst when no other beverage will do.

kevin: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!
Justin: we have mountain dew supernova.
kevin: profit!

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nice dew

saying when someones hair is totally out of control; also used as a comeback

"OMG look at that lady's Nice Dew"
or
"your an idiot"
"Nice Dew!"
"WTF??"

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Dew Dick

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."

-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"

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j-dew

j-dew is a word used in jfk school in place of word jizz cumor man milk

u love j-dew u dirty j-dewist

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