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A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
The last words you will ever hear. Often said by parents when children don't behave.
A person from Greek Life can earn their Greek belt by sleeping with one member from each organization of their sexual attraction.
Marie earned her Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a guy from every fraternity on campus.
Connor earned his Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a girl from every sorority on campus.
The best giants hitter this season.
Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants
People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.
Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.