German Sandwich

Three men, connected crotch to butt.

Wow, De Sade was really into the German Sandwich, huh?

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Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

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German hello

The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".

"Hallo Heinrich"
"Hallo Jan"
*German hello*
"Oh Jan! You just tickled my balls!"

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German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.

Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."

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German Carwash

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen

jack German Carwashed me last night!

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German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

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German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

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