Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

No you're right.

when you are in an argument with someone and both of you believe you are correct. So to try and end it you say "no you're right." with little emotion and a bit of sarcasm. it might seem like your giving in but your really just saying "your stupid, shut up im right."

Henry: Man the Leafs are way better than the Red Wings they've won more cup then them.

Richard: So they haven't won a cup in over 50 years bro! And Detroit has so many all stars on their team and have won so many cup recently.

Henry: That doesn't matter, the Leaf's franchise is still better.

Richard: Dude their franchise is rubbish right now and they're almost in last like every year. Brian Burke hasn't done a fuckin thing as GM except lose and the same goes for any other coach or GM in decades.

Henry: That doesn't matter man they're better than Detroit, they have good players but they're just not playing good..

Richard: ...no you're right.

Henry: Whaat??

Richard: No you're right. Ya the Leafs are the best.

Henry:K..

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lol right?

your self-validating response following up your email/text reader's acknowledgment of the humor or absurdity of your initial observation/statement.

You: Cheryl bought another sweater for her poodle.
Friend: What a whack job.
You: lol right?

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right-wing

adj. describing a member of the Republican Party, or a conservative. Opposite of left-wing/liberal.

Sean Hannity is right-wing.

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Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.

“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”

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Dead Right

Popular Brit affirmation - a form of no-bullshit total agreement.

"That fart stinks! Were you out on the beer and curry last night, mate?'
"Dead Right, mate"

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Price is right

A game show from the 70's that everyone watches when they stay home sick, because its on every other channel.

Jim:"where were you today"

Bob:"oh i was sick and watched the price is right all day"

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