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An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.
"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."
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Something that is confusing, hard to understand.
An easy example:
Person 1(Drunk): Haaaa...loook at thaat raaiinbooowww, ittt''s glooowwwiiiingg!
Person nr 2 (Sober): Excuse me, but firstly there is no rainbow, it's dark, secondly, what you're saying doesn't make sense! and thirdly, you're drunk.
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noun. Senses in which one is hyper aware of everything around them, including shadows and sounds that are really nothing. These senses are commonly activated at night when one is scared awake, and continues to sit in bed listening to nothing but thinking it's something. Native Hunter senses earns its name from the native hunter instincts in us all, inherited from our distant African ancestors who had to be hyper aware of their surroundings during a hunt in order to avoid attacks from vicious jungle animals and hostile rival tribes.
I swear I heard someone trying to break into my house last night, but luckily my Native Hunter Senses kicked in and, even though it ended up just being wind, I was prepared for an attack.
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(Noun) - A sense offender is someone who is offensive or unpleasant to the basic human senses (sight, smell, hearing etc.). This could include being loud at a late hour, having really bad flatulence and not excusing yourself, or anything that someone might find grotesque and undesirable.
Friend 1: "He was yelling about his disgusting farts really loud last night while we were all trying to sleep."
Friend 2: "Yeah he was definitely being a sense offender ."
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Cumming to Your Senses: When you're masturbating and you finally nut but instead of feeling proud of it you feel like you've committed the worst sin of all time.
Person1: Yo hows it going
Person2: Bad, I just did something horrible. I just masturbated to some random women that I don't know
Person1: dang, Cumming to Your Senses huh, first time?
A blatantly biased website where reviews of critics do not match with parent and kid reviews onsite and IMDB reviews offsite, that constantly sets shows at a higher age rating so kids cannot watch it because they deem it "offensive", and lower age ratings of things that young kids shouldn't be watching because they are "inclusive". Example:
Breaking Bad is rated 17+ because it promotes "bad views of women", even though the show is rated 16+ globally.
The Barbie Movie is rated 11+, because it promotes "good views of women" even though the show is rated 13+ globally. The Barbie movie is only rated "2/5" for sexual content even though there are PLENTY of double entendres. Common Sense Media claims to be a non-profit, however this is not true whatsoever and the company charges people for viewing multiple reviews a day. They have a revenue of $25,452,329. They try to hid content from kids for political reasons.