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You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.
"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"
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when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours
Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
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N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.
Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.
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Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.
Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.
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-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour
dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!
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A person who leave work hours early.
You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.
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When a meth fiend works continuously for several days followed by a long crash.
Probably won't see Ed for a couple of days, he's working the tweaker shift.
I've got to put in holiday hours at the plant, but I got a bag of speed, so I'll be on the tweaker shift.
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