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After a party, the hundreds of cups that are everywhere are fallen soldiers.
I had a party of only 25 people, but there were at least 200 fallen soldiers.
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one who eats a girl out while on their period
bob: did you hear about bill?
tim: no, what happened
bob: he ate suzy out while she was on her period. he got a taste of EVERYTHING
tim: ahhh, what a true soldier
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Militia and otherwise untrained men and women who fight for the rights and responsibilities of cocks and the like.
There was going to be a castration in the public square, but the cock soldiers showed up and put a stop to it.
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This ni🅱️🅱️a killed xxxtentacion and even confirmed it on Twitter and then deactivated his Twitter. He had the red mask, suv,gun, and was just 6 minutes away from where xxxtentacion was at a motorcycle shop.
Soldier kidd is a killer
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
Molly is giving Jack a soldier of fortune in the bathroom
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Find a young sexy brazilian girl (P.Banus is good hunting), strip her naked and put her on her knees on a table, with her ass up in the air. Get a nice thick slide of white bread and toast for 3/4 minutes. While the bread is toasting give the girl a good fingering, licking and rimming. when the toast is ready cut into soldiers. Pick up a soldier and dib-dab it inside her and for that extra salty flavour try around her rim.......mmm delicious!
After a hearty meal, Luke asked Tom if he fancied a dessert. Tom replied, I quite fancy a Brazilian Soldier, excellent choice replied Luke I'll have a couple too.
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