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A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4
The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.
they didn't let me have most of it :(
watermelon lmao
A green laser aiming device. A term used by less intelligent citizens of Montgomery, Alabama that has proliferated throughout the country.
Hey yo, u got dat glawk wit da stendo and watermelon beam?!?!?!
same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids
what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!
"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.
Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."
Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"
A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.
What appears to be a watermelon doink