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The greatest fucking band to come out of Flint Michigan. Mostly a classic rock party band but they also do quite a bit of alternative music. They mostly do Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other great 70's stuff.
Dude, Jake, the guitarist from Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, Justin the drummer, and Nolan the bassist make a kick-ass team!
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A hand job with your mouth, lots of tongue
I gave the cab driver a Bangladesh Hand Job and my ride was free
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An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.
Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!
When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*
Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.
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A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...
"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"
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after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings
steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.
dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night
hoe: why is my face all sticky..?
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When an old collegue leaves and his deals come in and the deals are transferred into another persons name who did fuck all on it
When an old collegue leaves and his deals come in and the deals are transferred into another persons name who did fuck all on it means Hand me Downs
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The acting of having sex doggy-style while inserting fifty (50) hard-boiled eggs into the ass of your partner. Much like Paul Newman eating 50 eggs in the movie Cool Hand Luke upon George Kennedy making a bet that his "boy Lukey" could eat 50 hard-boiled eggs. Another variation is actually eating the eggs while macking the partner from behind but who wants to do that when you can just jam them in her ass ... plus it's hard on the cholesterol count.
I banged that dirty jis-trap Nessy the other night and instead of sticking my thumb in her ass I gather her a Cool Hand Luke and stuck 50 hard-boiled eggs in her ace.
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