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a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.
Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.
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A Extremly Skilled Runescape Classic Staker. He Has The Power To Own Anyone His Level If They Do Not Use A Bot of Anytype.
D N A Train Is The Leetest Staker His Level.
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A noun that originates from Gig Harbor, Washington. It's used when a couple of teenagers get together and have a smoking session resulting in a large amount of munchies and absolutely no idea what food you want from where.
Ian: hey, you wanna smoke some pot?
Aubrey: yeah. Let's go.
17 minutes later
Ian: oh I am hungry as shit. Let's go on a Rip N Run.
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A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory:
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
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Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".
I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.
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A pretty good joke, also "a lot"
Hey guys I got a joke:
"Rit Wick Da N"
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While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
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