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When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.
I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful
When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.
Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen
The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
When to chinky people fuck in multiple weird positions only for chinks aso it's called chinky anal
I did chinky anal with that rice loving bitch last night
Like playing charades, but sticking random objects in ones anal cavity whilst having them guess what the object is.
“Man, Katie and I played anal charades last night and I still can’t walk right”