Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

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barrett (n./v.)

scenester.. never seen without a blood brothers/deerhoof/arcade fire hoodie/pins/tight pants/an ironic attitude. Can be expected to cry about girls, rattle off every band he listens to at a second's notice, and scoff.

Man, look at that kid over there Barretting up the DFA Records dancefloor.

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Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

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Missouri Slip N' Slide

A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.

Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.

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hoot-n-nanny

when ya gots sum milk n it spills out yer ass hole when yew snap yo fingaz..nigger

After he done snapped his fengaz...he hoot-n-nanny'd on muh shewz.

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Pimp Mizzle n shizzle

Pimped out Milk and sugar - for use on breakfast cereal.

"Yo, pass the pimp mizzle n shizzle playa"

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n-e-r-d

The name N-E-R-D is expressed by Pharrell Williams in tracks meaning Noone ever really dies!

Album n-e-r-d ft pharrell williams

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