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When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.
A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
A guy who does anything to get laid
Hugo diss the BOIS so he can do some humping dumping and gets the quak quak 3000 and identify him self as a SIMP so fuck you Hugo the council of the BOIS has spoken . lel
If your only being nice
to try to lay the type
12 year olds : you like a girl your a Simp
your talking to a girl Siiiiiiiiiiiiimp
A beta male who puts himself in front of anything, his gender and even his family, only to realize that they aren't into them, the true enemy of the boys and are growing everyday.
"Man, cant wait for Pokimane to read my 600 dollar donation telling her I love her."
Pokimane: *doesn't see*
Simp: I've been bamboozled...