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mexican men are tall, handsome, smart and strong with BMC for all girls
black girls love big mexican men with BMC
The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow
I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.
1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.
"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."
When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.
Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.
No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!
I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!
Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo