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When you are getting a blowjob and you lick your fingers and stick them in both of her ears.
The wife was going down on me last night and I gave her the triple wet Willy.
wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to
“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”
a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.
friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh
Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard
H.M: Do you know the wet police
Y/n: you mean lifeguard
A fishy void in which any male to escape contracts a large amount of STDs. It is such a deep dark expanse that any man drugged enough to go near it simply falls in. These are usually found in between the legs of most girls in the 21st century.
"What did you do with YOU-KNOW-WHO last night?"
"Nothing she's got a wet cavern"
"Shit man i feel ya..."
"she didn't"