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When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.
"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."
When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.
Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.
No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!
I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.
Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!
Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo
A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.
"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"
A person who likes to sniff Mexicans bum
Yo akneehow I bet that orphan is a Mexican bum sniffer.
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When you sniff a Mexican persons bum
Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer