wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to
“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”
a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.
friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.
When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way
That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb
When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.
'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'
A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.