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The 4chan party van is another name for the FBI truck that 4chan users usually see out side their house when they post or talk about Child Pornography.
Other 4chan users use it as positive term rather than a negative one. They say it will take them away to the internet where they can live happily will small children forever. This is a lie and is only mentioned by FBI agents.
Guy1: Hey guys, here's some CP!
Guy2: Dude that's not cool.
Guy1: Uh oh, the 4Chan Party Van is outside my house! They're coming in!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
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Paying 4 black guys to burst into your room during sex and, in turn, ejaculate into your partners eye.
"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.
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What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
What happens to the palm of your hand after playing minigames in Mario Party that involve rotating the joy stick. Symptoms include soreness in the palm and/or a red mark where the joy stick was rotated.
After playing Mari Party for several hours, Jose began to experience Mario Party syndrome on his right hand.
A party where, after consumption of marijuana, a group of people shall proceed to watch hours of the BBC documentary Planet Earth with utter amazement.
Steve: Hey man, did you go to Fred's planet earth party last night?
Ted: Nah, how was it?
Steve: Pretty good, I laughed for 5 minutes after watching a polar bear sliding in the snow.
phrase used to describe a "bucket hat" when worn by custies, mooks and f-ed up frat boys. In a crowd of beer guzzling abercrombie wearing mooks, there will always be one wearing the hat in question.
"Some fratboy threw his Dude party hat on stage at the Dave Matthews Band concert."
Shorthand for a potential fiasco in general that may happen in the future, although primarily aimed at fiascoes in foreign policy action. Usually something to keep an eye on so it doesn't escalate. Refers to the celebration by Libyan gunmen after they took an "American diplomatic compound", as mentioned on HBO's "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver".
"We'd better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Libyan pool party over there."