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When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.
Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!
The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor
I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down
While having sex, the guy finishes and immediately tags his grandfather or other geriatric male(who's been jacking off the entire time in the closet) in to ejaculate on her face.
"Grandpa told me for Christmas this year, I'll be getting a Florida Icing!"
Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.
You want a SpongeBob popsicle?
Ice cream trucks are so lit
An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
the best ones are run by the Arabians. But shoot, you have "NO" time at all for it
The ice cream truck has a good counsel running it