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The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."
Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.
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Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.
I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
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In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.
person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.
person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.
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The day before Ash Wednesday when all those giving up masturbation for lent go overboard with their fapping.
Dude, I whacked off 5 times yesterday. I had to make the most of Fap Tuesday before 40 days without doing it.
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A monster that sits invisible in the dark. They can sometimes be identified by bodiless red eyes. What will always mark one is the sound of "fap fap fap fap ...".
Popular places for fap ghouls include the top corners of movie theaters, under basement steps, your closet, and school bleachers during cheer leading practice.
Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
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Same thing as Spank Bank, but with the updated wording of Fap
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
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