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An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.
Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"
More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"
"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"
"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"
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the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.
i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.
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The most common eye color in the real world but the most uncommon eye color in fictional literature
She had dark brown eyes, the color of tumbling boulders or damp tree bark.
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Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.
Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.
a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit
I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!
Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.
Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.
Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."
Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"
When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.
I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna