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bmw m4

Best Car you can drive

Bmw m4 is a car with many Hp

by mathafucka January 5, 2017

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Bmw 335d

A diesel Bmw 335d that isn't clapped and usually driven by grandmas. They last longer than a 335i

I found a cheap Bmw 335d with 80k miles for 9k
BUY IT NOW

by Loafgiver August 29, 2022


Bmw e30

THE GREATEST CAR OF ALL TIME!!!!

holy guacamole did you see bartholomewβ€˜a new Bmw e30?

wow so epic

by neowth September 27, 2023


BMW X3

The BMW X3 is one of BMW's best-selling models alongside the 3-series sedan, and for good reason. It offers the same handling that BMW's cars are world-renowned for, but with an added touch of practicality. Arguably, compared to the Mercedes-Benz GLK and GLC, its simplistic design is more in-line with European cars truly designed for the European market rather than car-crazy America. And I say this as a HUGE Mercedes fan. Unfortunately, the new X3 is a little over-the-top, and standard RWD shouldn't be a thing in a luxury SUV, but who can complain when the X3 is still constantly ranked towards the top for small luxury SUVs, above its rivals such as the Porsche Macan, Alfa Romeo Stelvio, Lexus NX, Volvo XC60 and Land Rover Range Rover Velar.

Contrary to what some people say, the BMW X3 is not a piece of shit.

by henry1272838442 January 7, 2023


BMW driver

Those with cash, style and girls.
Hated on by drivers of corsas, saxos, peugeots,astras, fiestas,mondeos, micras and all the other shite on the roads.
Jealous people generalise BMW drivers as they want what they will never get HAHA unlucky!
People say 'they are all company cars' haha ur a hater!
Beeemmmmer Baaaaby!!! Woooooo!

Theres a BMW driver / wanker, wait.....I drive a Vauxhall/Ford/Peugot or some other heap of shit

by Beeeema Baaaby yeeaah June 30, 2010

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anti-bmw bmw club

A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.

- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.

by Dr Mau July 9, 2021

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BMW driver

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

by SizzleSticks21 September 11, 2020

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