Its All I have to bring Today

It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell

-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all

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my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

It's a line from a song Called "milkshake". The word milkshake refers to handjobs. That's why its called a "milk" "shake". Once you replace the word milkshake with handjob in the song it's alot easier to understand. This is also why she says, " Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."in this song the girl is boasting about how good she handjobs are

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

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Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar

dating a closeted gay man

Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

boobs are filled with me, jiggling them - shaking them
so she means her boobs jiggling brings all the boys to her

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(My boobs-jiggling brings all the boys to the yard)

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emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.

James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!