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Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.
Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.
Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.
My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.
A black brownie is the art of eating a brownie and shitting it into the partners mouth
Wife :Hey babe want a black brownie
Husband: yes hony please
Clearly a cosmic brownie is a pot brownie that makes you so high that your flying through the cosmos. Hence the term (cosmic brownie)
"Woah, mann you gotta try one of these cosmic brownies. They're out of this worlllllld!"
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very like ordinary chocolate brownies but with "special" ingredients. not to be left around people with the munchies.
"wooooooooo, these brownies are totallllly cooooooooool" *everything suddenly becomes very funny*
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A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.
Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"
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A cake like sweet that has copious amounts of chocolate in it, and something else. Normally, the "something else" is weed.
Fred: "Hey, Shaggy?"
Shaggy: "Yes?"
Fred:"Can I have one of your special brownies?"
Shaggy: "Sure."
Fred: *munches it*
Also Fred:*starts sweating*
Fred again: "Shaggy this isn't weed"
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