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A game series featuring some of the best games (BO2, WAW, MW1 2 and 3) and some of the worst (WW2, BO4), made by a group of companies (sledgehammer games, treyarch, raven) under one behemoths supervision (Activision) Until Activision decided enough was enough and pretty much started making the games later down the road. (bo4 im looking at you)
Mike: Hey, what's your favorite Call Of Duty game?
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir
A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.
Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.
Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”