Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

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Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.

LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.

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Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

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clock dock

Windows' task tray - All those program icons near your clock.

"Where'd my buddy list go?"

"Just click the icon in your clock dock."

"Ohhhhhh..."

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Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.

"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"

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Slop Clock

A sandwich formed at a fast food restaurant by combining several items. The most common form of a Slop Clock is a the combination of a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and french fries (the sandwich is organized in this order: bun, beef patty, bun, chicken patty, french fries, beef patty and finally a bun).

Justin: "Hey dude, what do you want from (insert fast food restaurant here)?"

Barrett: "Gimme a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a small fry, I'm making a slop clock!"

Justin: "A what?!"

Barrett: "A slop clock, you'll see!"

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clock roach

Someone who wastes your time.

Avoid him, he is a clock roach.

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