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• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
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The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
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The semen released during male ejaculation whilst any male or female performs oral sex, exclusively during the Christmas holiday season.
(While Jane Doe performs a blowjob) "Jane, I'm gunna give you my Christmas Cream!"
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The female genitalia. Usually one of a gorgeous girl.
Her cream slice was delicious, juicy and tender
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While a women preforms a deep throat, you jizz, making sure you empty out.
Mary almost gagged when I cream filled her last night.
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This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.
I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.
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A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.
In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:
1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"
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