five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

Hoebell Flute Bridge

The sexual act of performing oral pleasure on a woman's genitalia whilst keeping the lower back off the floor

I performed a hoebell flute bridge on her last night

toot da flute

A man that sucks cock.

He looks like a toot da flute to me.

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Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

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Egyptian skin flute

cock, penis, male reproductive organ

You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)

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poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

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gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

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