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The direct opposite of a slow burn: when a piece of media has romance that happens so quickly it's jarring.
I knew that Wattpad book was a flash freeze when the two characters started making out in chapter 1. I should get off that app
when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze
Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!
when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults
Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze
something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
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