FI

financial independence

Mike: "Hey, when do you plan to get rich?"
Jeff: "I still have to learn a lot about FI. It will take some time."

Fi

When someone is so damn lazy to say the whole 4-letter word “fire” to express something really cool.

You should have been on Apex last night Tony, that shit was fi.

FI

Abbreviation for Financially Independent / Financial Independence

Jebediah has won the lottery! Now he is set for life. He is financially independent.

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

Thigh-fi

Thigh-fi is a stronger connection to the internet when a device (connected to wifi) is placed on a pair of thighs (specifically a woman's) You can connect to thigh-fi in three ways:
1. Be a woman with thicc thighs
2. Be a guy who has a girlfriend with thicc thighs
3. Be a guy with thicc thighs

"Bro my girlfriend's thigh-fi connection is so strong"

vagi-fi

When you hang around girls, and your periods start to sync. You then get some fuckin telopathic shit and can sometimes read each others mind. You can mentally feel the connection.

Me and Caitlin can feel our vagi-fi connection.b

IS-FI

I say fuck it.

IS-FI.. If you're not sure what to say.