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When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.
"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"
The word crazy added to lazy.
How people named John describe situations beyond their understanding.
John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.
We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.
The act of receiving a handjob while being passed out or asleep.
Brock got drunk the other night, he passed out and my girlfriend gave him a lazy hj and he woke up.
Being lazy and enjoying it.
She was sitting on the couch being a lazy daisy.
An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.
I'm lazy bones
Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.