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gangstah mario

gangstah mario killed my mom and took my children, i cant get mad at him tho, he's gangstah mario. this is life...

Gangstah mario took my children jappu.... hes so swag tho what a hottie

by I peed my pant s July 3, 2020


Super Mario

The best video game franchise in the world.

My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

by pink testicles March 16, 2021


Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 12, 2017


Mario Treats

Psilocybin containing mushrooms that are used recreationally to attain a "high". Nickname comes from Nintendo's classic game, Mario, where Mario and Luigi eat various mushrooms to attain either an extra life, a "1UP", or an extra hit.

"Hey man, those Mario treats kicked my ass last night."
"Yeah, I was tripping pretty hard."

by Hippiekid42 June 17, 2009


Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.

Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 12, 2021


Mario Nakazawa

A professor at Berea College. Also called Dr. Mario.

Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.

by TaxasRangers2020 November 3, 2021


Mario Lemieux

Renowned hockey player. Argued to be the greatest of all time along Gretzky and Crosby, particularly by famous Penguins fan, Peter Jackson (PJ).

"Mario Lemieux was easily the best hockey player I've ever seen." Peter Jackson (PJ)

by Hdj007 May 28, 2023