Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

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mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special

Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!

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Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

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pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.

I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.

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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

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Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

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Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

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