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Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.
last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.
When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.
Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.
When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.
Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-