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Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.
Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking
The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.
Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....
those involved in being educated e.g students (excluding lecturers, teachers etc...)
I have decided to rejoin the edu-force!
(to become a student again)
a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
Yay, I made it into the ASH street team on Suburban force!!!
A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
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The most bad ass mother fuckers who are trained in the U.S. Military right next to the Delta force.
These guys actually seem to threaten who I am unlike a regular cop on the street.
Some are cold bastards with no emotion and the ability to destroy people in massive amounts.
These men can pick locks, blow shit up, kill tons of people, and run a ton of miles for days on end.
If America was full of 18A Special Forces officers: Iraq would have had emp bombs blow out their electronics which kill 70% of troops. Dirty bombs killing people with radiation. Along with Specials killing people left and right with their bare hands. Iraq would have been won by now.
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A new unit in physics which represents the amount of meters per second a woman can thrust on a dick
Your mom has 69 vaginal forces.
I like a woman that has more vaginal forces.
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