Greek Rug

A welcome mat for females when they pull down a man's pants to find a perfectly groomed patch of pubic hair.

Extremely popular in among the Mediterranean countries as far West as France.

Last night I went down on Jason and he totally had an itchy greek rug.

un-Greek

known, familiar. Used in the construction 'it's un-Greek to me'.

It's un-Greek to me that you have just married that girl.

Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.

It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!

greek mac

1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.

I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.

Greek Straight

(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.

"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."

Greek Heimlich

The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.

When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich

greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.