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When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
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disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreaming constantly, getting 30% in algebra tests, thinking Ricky Martin or goth/emo/punk guys like Lauri Ylonen are hot/cute, buying prety pink stuff and painting your nails "Purrrty pink princess". Cure: unknown. contaigious: some cases are suspected. Infection: due to a breakup, going to frequently to claire's, and unknown causes too.
Dude, airhead syndrome is becoming a pandemic.
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When someone is a real gangsta and/or gangsta wannabe. Side affects of gansta syndrome include walking significantly slower, grabbing crotch when walking significantly slower, one talking like one is drunk, wearing sweats/jeans down to one's ankles so one's ass is hanging out and on display, carrying a gun, holding the gun on its side when gun is in use, wearing a paper towel in one's pocket for no apparent reason, wearing bandanas on one's head, etc
friend:What happened to Marcus?
friend2: Hes contracted gangsta syndrome and now he looks like a dumbass.
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an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.
A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."
S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"
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Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.
Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.
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It's a syndrome that can be contracted by any wattpad user. The syndrome is caused when a user only reads books with a high read count; that is the only reason. Or when he or she does a read-for-read exchange for a book with under 1k reads, they only read a few chapters -- then they go back to reading another book with about 100k to 1 million reads.
User 1: I want to read a Wattpad book with so many reads and not give two shits if it has a crappy storyline, just the fact it is the most popular book on Wattpad
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome
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The act of complaining that you are behind at work while spending 95% of your time on break and 5% actually working.
That guy is so far behind he will never get over his Chambers syndrome.
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