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Greek Rug

A welcome mat for females when they pull down a man's pants to find a perfectly groomed patch of pubic hair.

Extremely popular in among the Mediterranean countries as far West as France.

Last night I went down on Jason and he totally had an itchy greek rug.

by panagalokis October 24, 2010

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greek pizza

the type of pizza you get at a greek pizza place.

Do you eat greek pizza every day?

No.
But you own a pizza place.
Yah, but the pizza isn't greek flavored.

It's still greek pizza

by queenlizawesome November 15, 2016

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Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.

It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!

by Fritz Roeth April 1, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


greek mac

1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.

I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.

by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


greek sister

Bosses you around and runs the family. Throw temper tantrums, needs to be treated like a princess, domineering, and doesn't hesitate to use manipulation. Her brother takes on husband duties and she may act like his wife.

Your Greek sister is getting on my nerves again.

by Poisiden December 19, 2015

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Greek Straight

(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.

"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."

by ThatsRealNeato October 27, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greek Heimlich

The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.

When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich

by screaminluke October 1, 2011

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