Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.
I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.
Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.
Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later
A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.
Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night
Lube: (verb) create a compelling story that one wishes to hear out to the end. Finish the story with someone eating ass or something of that nature.
Yo man did you see Reefs sick Lube on MIMO last night?!
Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.
Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!
"What, is it made out of precum or something"
By Ginge (16 Years Old)
An example of an absolute mong who doesn't know what lube is