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Chalk Child

Racial slur towards people of Caucasian descent, comparing the color of their skin to Chalk.

Shut up you Chalk Child.

by etern4l1 January 8, 2023


Child-hold

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.

Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.

by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010


Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 April 21, 2018


shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 6, 2020


The Middle Child

Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.

by Dinoissickofyou August 10, 2021


mess child

A mess child is someone who simply does not have their life in order. They drink excessively and never know when to stop. They are often in trouble with their parents and are often thought to be less favourable than other siblings. Mess children tend to get themselves in dangerous situations without realising the consequences. Mess children are avoided when they are drunk as they tend to cause drama and chaos.

Person 1 : Did you see Mary last night?

Person 2 : She is the definition of a mess child

by Onone247 January 18, 2016


Child repellent

GET THE NEW CHILD REPELLENT!!!!!! THE PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNED AFTER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM. THE NEW 10MN IS PERFECT!!! WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO BE GONE, NO MORE NEED FOR ABORTION

SHOOT THE CHILD WITH CHILD REPELLENT

-Adolf Hitler

by Zebulon720 September 26, 2023