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The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.
Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.
The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.
Lets try the Ukrainian Cucumber!
When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.
Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test
Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%
A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"