German lunch

While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing

taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.

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lunch break

a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)

Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.

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lunch buddy

a person you go to lunch with regularly, to pass the time in the chow line.

"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."

"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."

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A boxers lunch

A variation of knuckle sandwich.

Keep it up and you'll be eating a boxers lunch.

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executive lunch

Ex.ec.u.tive. Lun.ch

An executive lunch stems from the "three martini lunch" in which business professionals would drink three martinis in a leisurely fashion.

The executive lunch is when a business professional smokes marijuana during his lunch break, thus mimicking the "three martini lunch"

Hey did you notice Shaun took an "executive lunch" today?

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Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.

Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.