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leaky ego

Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.

Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.

by DocH February 17, 2022


Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.

A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*

by meh007 September 25, 2022


ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 March 5, 2012


ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"

This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.

by shim1 September 26, 2017


Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016


ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020


Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017